Saturday, April 28, 2007

The news in brief

In the past few years, there have been unusual cases of workers being smuggled into the country illegally.

A recent case of hidden migrants was discovered today from an unknown area in the west:











One described the experience as "comfortable" while others declined to comment.

Others sought the mode of transportation as refuge during which they seeked to hide from other authorities.

There were many reasons leading to the arrest.









One was the discover of illegal gambling found within the premises.












Local authorities cited such gatherings of ten people or more as potentially dangerous. However, it was discovered that the gathering as that evening to be "harmless" with roasting of raw meat, chicken parts, assorted balls of fish and white mushy confectionary known as marshmellows being circulated. Reporters concluded the gathering was the result of a forest hunt and fishing trip, of which the evening was a celebration of the spoils.















Hunters and members feasting on the spoils gathered that day.














Some unusual suspects were seen, vowing to be vegetarians for a month as they recently won a certain competition. However, the suspect was seen to be lifting sausages and roasted meats from other members' plates every five minutes of the evening.
"I'll start tomorrow," he vowed again.

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